whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am
oh my god.
we have the same favorite band?? maybe you want to come with me to their concert. i heard they’re having one tomorrow. at a wedding. our wedding
tip #7 for mad pussy:
- enroll in a class you’re not interested in
- disrrupt the class introduction that you, again, are not interested in at all
- just to be that mother fucking guy
- smug face.jpg
- collect fedoras and dorito dust
This is my favorite thing
my housemate knows this guy and it is the funniest thing
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
our neighbors don’t speak to us
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
Oh hi dears, would you rather me shake your hand or give you a quick kiss on the cheek? I won’t embarrass you in front of your friends I promise!
I thought of texting you
"good morning, I can’t sleep"
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
I can’t sleep
I feel like a mermaid, and I love it. 🎀